Move over Robert Mueller; the new talk du jour is all about whether pedophile Jeffrey Epstein really tried to hang himself in his cell or was it just a ‘ploy to get transferred.’

Rushed to the hospital early this morning, with reported injuries on his neck, some are calling it a failed suicide attempt, while others scoff and claim it was just a plan to get out of the stark cell and into a ‘cushy’ prison.

The billionaire is now safely back in his cell at the maximum-security prison in New York.

Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correctional Center.