The premise: White House Border Czar Tom Homan (Pete Davidson) meets with ICE agents (Kenan Thompson, James Austin Johnson, Mikey Day, Ben Marshall, Andrew Dismukes, Jeremy Culhane) in Minneapolis.
“Now I’m sure a lot of you are wondering why Greg Bovino, the last guy, was dismissed,” Davidson said. “I want to stress that it wasn’t because he did a bad job. Or publicly lied about the shooting of an American citizen. Or even — uh-oh — dressed like a Nazi. It was that he was filmed doing these things. And the president no likey that.”
Wrapping up, Davidson asked his men, “What have we learned today?”
This time, Johnson replied, “This could be wrong, but: that you hired a bunch of angry, aggressive guys, gave us guns and didn’t train us, so this is maybe what you wanted to happen?”
Davidson told the officers to show some restraint and to do their jobs without violating Americans’ rights. “Can you do that?” he asked.
“No,” Thompson replied curtly.
“Well, I had to ask,” Davidson said. “Maybe just try not to get filmed.”