There’s a Royal Scandal brewing…and it’s over Trump’s stay at Windsor Castle.
According to the Royal Staff, Trump left his overnight rooms in ‘total filth’, shocking the staff who have now given America’s President the nickname ‘Dirty Don.’
Sources claim the bed sheets were left “completely orange” from tanning products, while the room was littered with takeout boxes, hair sprays, and fast food wrappers.
One recalled: “He had sprays and tubs of hair gel scattered across the bathroom. Tan wipes were in the bin, the towels were ruined, and the housekeeping team had to replace nearly everything. It was like a bomb had gone off in Selfridges’ cosmetics hall.”
One offended staff member said, “This was Windsor Castle, not a roadside motel.”
Reportedly, Trump had fast food delivered at 2 a.m., leaving the suite smelling of fries and fried chicken by morning.
Another insider added: “No one could say no to him. If Trump wanted fast food at 2 am, the Secret Service would fetch it. The room smelled of fries and fried chicken by morning. For staff who are used to military precision and spotless suites, it was beyond the pale.”
Palace aides were ‘disgusted’ by the mess and nearly everything in the room had to be replaced after his departure.