What is he selling now?

With much brouhaha, the man who would be President announced an exciting opportunity to buy “Trump digital trading cards” that feature illustrations of the candidate with a halo above his head, wearing boxing gloves, praying in front of another illustration of himself, holding a giant bitcoin, and more.

For the low, low price of $99, you too can own one, which Trump calls ‘a piece of history.’ (That’ll put you back $1,500 big ones.)

 

 

Trump hastily reassured buyers that “It’s really easy to buy,” Trump tells viewers. “You just need an email address and a credit card or crypto.’

But wait! There’s more.

If you buy 15 digital cards, you’ll get “an authentic piece” of the suit that Trump wore during his debate with Joe Biden.

 

 

 

“People are calling it my knock-out suit,” Trump claims. “I don’t know about that but that’s why they’re calling it,” he says, not for the first time. “So we’ll cut up the knock-out suit and you’re going to get a piece of it and we’ll be randomly autographing five of them, a true collector’s item. This is something to give your family, your kids, your grandchildren.”