President Trump (James Austin Johnson) performed a Christmas address to the nation, where he satirized numerous subjects, for instance, the Epstein files, boasting as he displayed heavily redacted documents on screen:
“We had so many ‘Trump’s in there, we had to put them somewhere, you know what I’m saying? I love to say ‘redacted.”
He later jokes about investigating “Arctic immigrants” (ie, reindeer and Santa) for ‘stealing milk and cookies.’)