The sketch opens at a White House briefing with White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt (played by Ashley Padilla) cheerily declaring, “There was no news this week, nothing happening with the president, no weird information was revealed!”
After reporters grilled her about why Trump’s name is mentioned in the Epstein emails, ‘Leavitt’ maintained that the president did nothing wrong, claiming,
‘If anything, his crime was loving too much, and possibly too young.”
Soon, James Austin Johnson (Trump) sneaks into the press briefing, brusquely bawing he is “hiding almost nothing” about Epstein, “just enough to make it extremely suspicious.”
Editor’s Note: After the House Oversight Committee this week released emails from convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein last week, one shocking revelation from Epstein was that the president “knew about the girls.”)
“Jeffrey Epstein, I barely knew the guy, OK? As evidenced by the thousands of pictures of us together, dancing and grinding our teeth at various parties, always leering and pointing at something just off camera − probably a book we’re excited to read,” added ‘Trump.’