During a Pentagon worship service, an embattled Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, paraphrased a ‘prayer’ from Samuel L. Jackson in the cult-class movie ‘Pulp Fiction.’

 

Whorshippers were puzzled by the Secretary when he asked them to pray with him, then launched into this:

 

“The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil man. Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherds the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother, and you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Amen,” Hegseth said.

 

 

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