This skit, from a while ago, is still relevant today. (Sadly.)
In this absurd commercial, Will Ferrell plays a character named Hormuz Jeff who boasts he can get through Iran’s Straight of Hormuz without incident, because he “doesn’t care if he dies.” That’s thanks to a traumatic head injury that “pancaked” his head. “Since then, I don’t feel fear!” Ferrell happily announces.
He then proceeds to show off his decked-out pontoon boat, equipped with not five but six illegally welded Yamaha racing motors.
The way things are going, maybe ‘Hormuz Jeff’ can bring the US some much-needed oil?