Calling Cosmopolitan Magazine something akin to porn, Walmart announced Wednesday that it is pulling the monthly women’s magazine, known for its articles with titles such as ‘Make Him Better In Bed,’ at 5,000 of its stores’ checkout lines. Don’t fret — you can still buy the magazine at Walmart but at the magazine rack in the store.

Guess they didn’t want kiddies looking at barely clothed women and screaming headlines ‘ How to have better Sex.”