At a recent rally, Trump marveled: “I could say the stupidest things and you’d clap. ‘Oh, I love you so, but we don’t say the stupidest things,” he quickly added. “We say things of common sense. We say things that make sense.”
Really? What about the President’s recent obsession with candidates’ posteriors?
“I don’t do this with men very often,” Trump said at a rally with Senator Jon Husted, Republican of Ohio, on Oct. 12. “I started examining his body because I didn’t know he was a great athlete. And I looked and I watched up and down. I looked at his ass.”
Days later, he repeated his appreciation of Mr. Husted’s backside. “I examined his ass,” Mr. Trump said. “I never did that with, no, I never did that with a man before.”
Then, just three days later, he praised Mr. Husted’s derrière again. “His ass is, it’s like a pile of muscle,” he said. “I started by looking at his ass, and it was strong as hell.”
Cue SNL’s Weekend Update:
“Even Vice President JD Vance came out and said that he was jealous that President Trump has never complimented his butt. What the hell is going on! Your party is about to lose the midterms, stop playing ‘smash or pass’ with each other!” exclaimed co-anchor Colin Jost.