In the cold open, comedian Nate Bargatze jokes about going to community college, not knowing what extra virgin olive oil is and ‘abusing’ the DoorDash app.
“DoorDash is what’s gonna kill me,” he began. “I look at it like it’s Tinder, just scrolling through, seeing who’s open … I’m just laying there, like bring me a Blizzard now. I want it right now, lay it quietly on my porch, don’t let anybody in this house know I’m doing this, it cost 3 grand for this Blizzard. All right, I’ll pay it.”