After Trump’s plane had to make an emergency landing over the weekend, a surly Trump announced that his PAC would begin fundraising for a new ‘Air Force One’ plane, only he’s going to call it ‘Trump Force One.’ (Only when the current President is on board can a plane be denoted as Air Force One.)



In the email to his PAC, Trump refers to himself as “the greatest President of all time” and reveals that the construction of a new airplane will be kept secret.

Lucky recipients are asked to donate between $5 and $2,000 to the Save America JFC PAC, and the email literally screams:

“The future of our Country is at stake and President Trump is calling on all Patriots to join his fight to Save America,” said one checkbox asking for a recurring donation. “Will you step up?”