Can we start with fashion fail Tracee Ellis Rose who looked like she was going to lose her top with the too-small boob cups? Niecy Nash also wore an unflattering outfit, a bright pink gown with a slit up to South America.
But the award for Worst Dressed has to go to British makeup artist Julia Vernon Oscars who apparently made a wrong turn on her way to a punk concert.
Runner up went to Swedish makeup artist Eva Von Bahr who wore, uh, a unique, Renaissance-style design but it was her statue handbag that took the spotlight.
What were they — or more, accurately, their stylists thinking?