If we’d only known that all we had to do was read 25 books on any subject to become an expert, we could have skipped college!

Jared Kushner now boasts that since he has read 25 books and ‘spoken to every leader in the region’ he is in the right person to spearhead Trump’s Middle East peace plan.

By that same logic, I could be a principal in the Balanchine ballet if I just read 25 tomes. Twitter, of course, had some fun: