For SNL’s cold open, they parodied the Signal chat in which Trump officials shared secret war plans with a journalist at The Atlantic.
This time, they accidentally include a group of high school girls gossiping about boys. (Yes, that’s Mikey Madison playing one of the teens.)
After being told repeatedly that he had the wrong chat, Hegseth refused to believe it, asking, “Could you imagine if that actually happened?” He continued sharing top secret information, declaring, “Hey, while I got everyone, sending a PDF with updated locations of all our nuclear submarines.”