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It was the bite seen around the world. When Uruguay soccer player Luis Suarez chomped on an opponent at the World Cup the ruling came swiftly : FIFA has banned Luis Suarez from all football activities for four months and fined him $112,000.

Luis Suárez told Fifa’s disciplinary panel that he did not deliberately bite Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini at the World Cup, saying: “I lost my balance and hit my face against the player.” Uh huh.

In one of the funnier responses to this incident, a prominent Beverly Hills Dentist, Dr. David Keen has offered the frequent biter a consolation: a custom-designed sport guard to insure that this will be the last bite Suarez takes out of an opponent.

“As a former competitive soccer player myself in Canada, I would like to offer Luis a complimentary sport guard so that this third bite will be his last,” said Keen. “I empathize with his competitive edge but want to help him rehabilitate from this temptation to leave his ‘mark’ wherever he goes.”

Come to think of it, it’s not such a bad idea after all!

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Evan Hosie has worked as a Women's Lifestyle editor/writer (expert in the beauty and fashion vertical); created the Pop Culture section for Radaronline.com; never met a gadget she didn't want; and spends too much time on Social Media.

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